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Relationship Chart
Jun. 28th, 2030 02:33 pmRelationship Chart
Will update when new info comes. Tag this post with the character you want commented on, with the icon you'd prefer to be used.
System Is As Follows:
X - Dislike/Hate/Has never met/Neutral
♥ - Standard//Acquaintance/People you talk to
♥ ♥ - People considered as friends/Like to talk with
♥ ♥ ♥ - People considered as good friends/Like to talk with a lot
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ - BFFs/Crush
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ - Family/Dating/Mutually like each other
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ - In-love//Engaged/Married
( i want to eat takoyaki with them... )
Last Updated 11/11/10
[The Pokegear falls to the ground with a loud thud. It seems to have fallen from a tree. In the tree, from where the Pokegear fell, on a bench, is a small orange monkey. He seems to be trying to stay out of sight, but of course has already failed. Is it crying?
As the same with my other posts, if you want him glitched somewhere else, by all means say so! 4th Wall Weekend should be enjoyed down to the last second!]
As the same with my other posts, if you want him glitched somewhere else, by all means say so! 4th Wall Weekend should be enjoyed down to the last second!]
[When the Video turns on, Ritsu is in the Pokemon Center. His face looks tired, pale and worn, eyes red, and he coughs every once in a while, as if he's been poisoned. He had a rough ride on the train disaster. He sighs, looking down at the gear, sitting beside someone's bed.]
Kisa and I have returned to Goldenrod, for her safety. Unfortunately, just as we came back... she fell asleep. The sleep of those who leave us for many days, with their minds back home. I knew her friends needed to know.
[He then strokes the hair of the girl on the bed, his darling cousin. Feel free to visit them in Action.]
Kisa and I have returned to Goldenrod, for her safety. Unfortunately, just as we came back... she fell asleep. The sleep of those who leave us for many days, with their minds back home. I knew her friends needed to know.
[He then strokes the hair of the girl on the bed, his darling cousin. Feel free to visit them in Action.]
Twenty-Two [Video/Action for Goldenrod]
Oct. 7th, 2011 06:38 pmI'm sorry to bother everyone, but... I feel I must warn you all of possible upcoming dangers.
During my time in this place, I've noticed there is an... occurrence for strange events to happen, when certain holidays are close. Last year, around the time of Halloween, we were treated to our worst nightmares as hallucinations. So please regard this month with utmost caution.
... Of course, there is a good chance nothing will happen and that I am merely speculating on something that happened randomly. Knowing my failure rate, this is very possible too.
[For those interested in Action, Ritsu is hanging out at the clothing stores, interested by the costumes. The girl's costumes, of course.]
During my time in this place, I've noticed there is an... occurrence for strange events to happen, when certain holidays are close. Last year, around the time of Halloween, we were treated to our worst nightmares as hallucinations. So please regard this month with utmost caution.
... Of course, there is a good chance nothing will happen and that I am merely speculating on something that happened randomly. Knowing my failure rate, this is very possible too.
[For those interested in Action, Ritsu is hanging out at the clothing stores, interested by the costumes. The girl's costumes, of course.]
Twenty-One [Video/Action for Goldenrod]
Sep. 17th, 2011 08:27 am[Ritsu is out and about today in Goldenrod. He's wearing a dress, as usual, and brushing the fur of his Jigglypuff. But has has turned on his Pokegear for a reason.]
I know this is a foolish and moronic question, so I greatly apologize for asking about it, but... is there truly no system of education in Johto? I have been here for over a year, and I worry that I will fail my studies even great when I return. There is also my dear cousins to think of, knowledge is healthy for them. Is there something that can be done about this?
I know this is a foolish and moronic question, so I greatly apologize for asking about it, but... is there truly no system of education in Johto? I have been here for over a year, and I worry that I will fail my studies even great when I return. There is also my dear cousins to think of, knowledge is healthy for them. Is there something that can be done about this?
Twenty [Video/Action for Goldenrod]
Aug. 18th, 2011 09:10 pm[Long story short, Asmodeus made Ritsu spend all of his money buying her clothes. As a result, Ritsu is trying to find extra jobs to make money to support himself and his dear Kisa. Alas, this being... well, Ritsu, he's pretty much been fired from everything he's tried out for. Currently, his Jigglypuff is sitting outside of the Pokemon Center, boredly playing with the Pokegear, which is why the Video function is on. Then, from the Center, you can hear...]
I'M SO SORRRRYYYYYYY!
[And the doors slam open. Ritsu, as usual in tears, stumbles out... wearing the Nurse Joy uniform. It looks like the Chanseys pushed him out. Even their saint-like patience was tested and enough was enough. The doors slam behind him, and Ritsu keeps crying, hugging himself.]
... C-Can I at least keep the uniform...?
[There's an annoyed 'Chan, Chansey!' from the Center, translated as YES SO JUST GO ALREADY.]
I'M SO SORRRRYYYYYYY!
[And the doors slam open. Ritsu, as usual in tears, stumbles out... wearing the Nurse Joy uniform. It looks like the Chanseys pushed him out. Even their saint-like patience was tested and enough was enough. The doors slam behind him, and Ritsu keeps crying, hugging himself.]
... C-Can I at least keep the uniform...?
[There's an annoyed 'Chan, Chansey!' from the Center, translated as YES SO JUST GO ALREADY.]
Nineteen [Video/Action for Goldenrod]
Aug. 4th, 2011 08:20 am[You can see the ocean from Goldenrod, you just can't travel it. But Ritsu, dressed as a woman as per the norm, is letting his little Lapras swim there, and he watches it with quiet contemplation. After a while, he turns on the video.]
I'm sorry to bother you all with my meaningless questioning, but... I was wondering...
What, to you, makes someone an 'adult'?
I'm sorry to bother you all with my meaningless questioning, but... I was wondering...
What, to you, makes someone an 'adult'?
Eighteen [Video/Action for Goldenrod]
Jun. 22nd, 2011 08:31 am[Thanks to Kisa, and Ritsu's own Pokemon, his comatose body has been laying comfortably in the Pokemon Center. The video is on because Ritsu's Jigglypuff is bored out of his mind... usually he's using Double Slap on Ritsu to shut him up, or Sing to calm him down... it's so freaky to have Ritsu quiet! Oh, the chubby guy would do anything to hear those apologies again.]
I'm sorry, Akito-sama...
[... Wait. What was that? Jigglypuff pauses.]
Nnngh... Akito-sama...? Everyone...?
[Jigglypuff turns around, as he's sitting on the bed - and much to his surprise, Ritsu is sitting up! And talking!]
The... the banquet, and... Ur... Wataru, everyone... that was... what was it?
[And then Jigglypuff used Tackle! It's Super Effective! Or in plain terms, he dropped the gear to hug his trainer.]
J-Jigglypuff! Oh, you're okay! This awful one is sorry!
I'm sorry, Akito-sama...
[... Wait. What was that? Jigglypuff pauses.]
Nnngh... Akito-sama...? Everyone...?
[Jigglypuff turns around, as he's sitting on the bed - and much to his surprise, Ritsu is sitting up! And talking!]
The... the banquet, and... Ur... Wataru, everyone... that was... what was it?
[And then Jigglypuff used Tackle! It's Super Effective! Or in plain terms, he dropped the gear to hug his trainer.]
J-Jigglypuff! Oh, you're okay! This awful one is sorry!
Seventeen [Video/Action for Goldenrod]
Jun. 16th, 2011 09:09 am- AND I APOLOGIZE TO THE WORRRRRRRLD!
[The video clicks on near the end of another apology, as Ritsu is apparently bowing deeply to a bunch of passing trainers. Business as usual. His Jigglypuff was the one who turned on the gear, and is rolling his eyes as he continues rifling through Ritsu's things. So the video can really only see Jigglypuff eating what he can find in the bag, but you can hear Ritsu.]
Oh, I should resume shopping, how terrible of me... Huh? Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't see you there... Pokemon-I-Don't-Know-San!
[Jigglypuff rolls its eyes, and continues its meal. The hiss of a shedniiiiinja can be heard.]
I'm terribly sorry for interrupting your otherwise peaceful day, I'll be on my way now, for I must do some shopping for my sweet cousins... Kisa and Isuzu. Oh they really are quite wonderful, they...
... They...
[Another hiss of the shedninja, and Rits stops talking all together.
Jigglypuff has a laugh. "Finally, he shut up for once!"
Then, a thud, the sound of a body hitting the ground.
Jigglypuff licks its mouth, still nonplussed. "Yeah yeah, are you going to do that whole groveling on your hands and knees thing again?"
Silence.
Jigglypuff slowly stops licking. "...Uh... Mister Loud? .... Mister Loud?"
Silence still. Jigglypuff stops what he's doing completely and turns to look at his master. "Mister Loud! Mister Loud, why won't you apologize?!" And now there's just a panicked Jigglypuff, trying to shake the body of a cross-dressing man whose eyes have unnaturally faded...]
((OOC: Ritsu has had his soul stolen, so he won't be responding... but if someone wants to talk to Jigglypuff, go for it!))
[The video clicks on near the end of another apology, as Ritsu is apparently bowing deeply to a bunch of passing trainers. Business as usual. His Jigglypuff was the one who turned on the gear, and is rolling his eyes as he continues rifling through Ritsu's things. So the video can really only see Jigglypuff eating what he can find in the bag, but you can hear Ritsu.]
Oh, I should resume shopping, how terrible of me... Huh? Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't see you there... Pokemon-I-Don't-Know-San!
[Jigglypuff rolls its eyes, and continues its meal. The hiss of a shedniiiiinja can be heard.]
I'm terribly sorry for interrupting your otherwise peaceful day, I'll be on my way now, for I must do some shopping for my sweet cousins... Kisa and Isuzu. Oh they really are quite wonderful, they...
... They...
[Another hiss of the shedninja, and Rits stops talking all together.
Jigglypuff has a laugh. "Finally, he shut up for once!"
Then, a thud, the sound of a body hitting the ground.
Jigglypuff licks its mouth, still nonplussed. "Yeah yeah, are you going to do that whole groveling on your hands and knees thing again?"
Silence.
Jigglypuff slowly stops licking. "...Uh... Mister Loud? .... Mister Loud?"
Silence still. Jigglypuff stops what he's doing completely and turns to look at his master. "Mister Loud! Mister Loud, why won't you apologize?!" And now there's just a panicked Jigglypuff, trying to shake the body of a cross-dressing man whose eyes have unnaturally faded...]
((OOC: Ritsu has had his soul stolen, so he won't be responding... but if someone wants to talk to Jigglypuff, go for it!))
[In one of those are occasions, Ritsu is confident enough today to wear men's clothing...]
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
[And by 'confident', I mean he's now realized that during the Pokemon Radio Makes Water Pokemon Go Crazy Adventure, his Gyrados and Lapras have destroyed all of his dresses.]
M-My kimonos! My skirts! My gowns! Nooooooo! I needed them! And I'm all out of money to buy new ones!
[Little!Lapras looks apologetic, though, as he nuzzles the Pokegear, and pitifully looks at his master who is now loudly sobbing into a pile of torn clothes.]
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
[And by 'confident', I mean he's now realized that during the Pokemon Radio Makes Water Pokemon Go Crazy Adventure, his Gyrados and Lapras have destroyed all of his dresses.]
M-My kimonos! My skirts! My gowns! Nooooooo! I needed them! And I'm all out of money to buy new ones!
[Little!Lapras looks apologetic, though, as he nuzzles the Pokegear, and pitifully looks at his master who is now loudly sobbing into a pile of torn clothes.]
Fifteen [Video/Action for Goldenrod]
May. 13th, 2011 05:11 pm[For once, Video is on purpose, as Ritsu is leaving the Goldenrod Department store with his Jigglypuff trotting at his side. As per the norm, he's wearing a lovely kimono, so feel free to mistake genders.]
Good afternoon to you all, and I'm sorry for bothering you. Please feel free to turn this message off if you can't stand to see my hideous face or see my obnoxious voice. I just thought, in my utterly stupid mind, that some of you might feel a little paranoid today. You see, today is Friday the 13th, and in my world, that's considered bad luck.
However, this is a different world, and such superstition does not exist in this -
[TRIPS on his kimono, landing face-first in a puddle. After a sputter, he stands up, cheery.]
... As I was saying, such superstition does not exist -
[And then a children's ball hits him in the face.]
... Such superstition does not -
[TRIPS again, as his sandal laces just broke, and this time his face lands in dirt. Stands up again.]
Superstition does not -
[Due to him focusing on the pokegear, he walks right into an lamp post. An iron one.]
Super... stition... does... not...
[Did I mention he was carrying a bag of things bought from the Department store? Just now, the bottom of the bag rips, and all of the contents spill out. You might notice Jifflypuff rolling his eyes.]
... Superstition does not exist in this world. Haaaaa.
Good afternoon to you all, and I'm sorry for bothering you. Please feel free to turn this message off if you can't stand to see my hideous face or see my obnoxious voice. I just thought, in my utterly stupid mind, that some of you might feel a little paranoid today. You see, today is Friday the 13th, and in my world, that's considered bad luck.
However, this is a different world, and such superstition does not exist in this -
[TRIPS on his kimono, landing face-first in a puddle. After a sputter, he stands up, cheery.]
... As I was saying, such superstition does not exist -
[And then a children's ball hits him in the face.]
... Such superstition does not -
[TRIPS again, as his sandal laces just broke, and this time his face lands in dirt. Stands up again.]
Superstition does not -
[Due to him focusing on the pokegear, he walks right into an lamp post. An iron one.]
Super... stition... does... not...
[Did I mention he was carrying a bag of things bought from the Department store? Just now, the bottom of the bag rips, and all of the contents spill out. You might notice Jifflypuff rolling his eyes.]
... Superstition does not exist in this world. Haaaaa.
Fourteen [Video/Action for Goldenrod]
Apr. 1st, 2011 03:59 pm[There are some advantages to having the soul of a monkey. When the Pokegear flickers on, attached to the bag handing over his shoulder, or you're watching for yourself in the city, Ritsu is actively jumping from rooftop to rooftop, swinging by window panels, with an agility and flexibility rarely seen in humans. When he finally stops on a rooftop of a relatively small building, he finds what he's been jumping for, and holds up in triumph... a green ribbon.]
There! That was some very nasty wind, but now it is ours once again. Now little Lapras can be happy once more.
[And because this is a holiday of pranks? Once again, he is dressed entirely in women's clothing, that of the Lass. So the 'lucky' young men who see that skirt go up with each jump? Enjoy it while you can, be happy in your ignorance...]
There! That was some very nasty wind, but now it is ours once again. Now little Lapras can be happy once more.
[And because this is a holiday of pranks? Once again, he is dressed entirely in women's clothing, that of the Lass. So the 'lucky' young men who see that skirt go up with each jump? Enjoy it while you can, be happy in your ignorance...]
Thirteen (Video/Action for Goldenrod)
Feb. 10th, 2011 11:28 pm[Ritsu turns on the Pokegear, currently shopping in Goldenrod's gigantic tower of a mall.]
I'm very sorry to interrupt your far more important business, but I was stupidly wondering if I could ask the useless advice of those better than I.
Like the selfish fool I am, I have begun to wear out my clothes, and am in need of new ones. This place has plenty of choices for me, but because I am so foolish and childish, I am having difficulties deciding which would be best to buy. Thus I wickedly interrupted your schedule to ask your opinions.
[And so he begins holding up dresses. Kimono , Picknicker , Teacher , Beauty , Lass , and other such female trainer classes. Such a pretty pretty boy.
... There may also be a Monferno setting fire on clothes in the background. Might be best to ignore that.]
I'm very sorry to interrupt your far more important business, but I was stupidly wondering if I could ask the useless advice of those better than I.
Like the selfish fool I am, I have begun to wear out my clothes, and am in need of new ones. This place has plenty of choices for me, but because I am so foolish and childish, I am having difficulties deciding which would be best to buy. Thus I wickedly interrupted your schedule to ask your opinions.
[And so he begins holding up dresses. Kimono , Picknicker , Teacher , Beauty , Lass , and other such female trainer classes. Such a pretty pretty boy.
... There may also be a Monferno setting fire on clothes in the background. Might be best to ignore that.]
[Some of you might have been wondering where Ritsu has been these past few weeks. Well, ever since he discovered Kisa had vanished during the 4th wall event, he has gone after her alone, nonstop. Unfortunately, that means he hasn't been taking very good care of himself...
When the feed opens, it's pure white, having been dropped in the snow. But after a moment, the snow is shifted, as a body falls on top of the snow. Another moment goes by, and then the body lifts itself up... it's awoman man dressed as a woman, looking very ill, and is in fact a tad delirious with fever.Unable to find strength to walk, he is now crawling on hand and foot, his voice hoarse.]
... I'm sorry... I'm sorry... I'm sorry... I'm sorry...
['hey, you said he was delirious'! i don't lie about such things.]
I'm sorry, mother... I'm sorry, father... I'm sorry, Akito-sama... Please don't hurt her anymore, Akito-sama... I'm the stupid monkey... Yes, Akito-sama, I am the worthless, stupid monkey... I'm sorry... I'm sorry...
When the feed opens, it's pure white, having been dropped in the snow. But after a moment, the snow is shifted, as a body falls on top of the snow. Another moment goes by, and then the body lifts itself up... it's a
... I'm sorry... I'm sorry... I'm sorry... I'm sorry...
['hey, you said he was delirious'! i don't lie about such things.]
I'm sorry, mother... I'm sorry, father... I'm sorry, Akito-sama... Please don't hurt her anymore, Akito-sama... I'm the stupid monkey... Yes, Akito-sama, I am the worthless, stupid monkey... I'm sorry... I'm sorry...
I'M SO SORRYYYYYYYY!
JOHTO IS BREAKING APART BECAUSE OF MY SINS! IT CAN NO LONGER HANDLE THE EVIL WITH WHICH I CORRUPTED THIS SACRED WORLD! IT FEELS THE INFINITE NEED TO DRAW IN MORE GOOD INNOCENT PEOPLE JUST TO TRY AND BALANCE OUT THE ATROCITIES I HAVE COMMITTED! IS THERE NO END TO WHICH MY HORRIBLENESS WILL NOT BURDEN UPON OTHERS?!
I APOLOGIZE TO THE POKEMON, I APOLOGIZE TO THE PEOPLE, I APOLOGIZE TO THE WORRRRRRRLD!
[If you managed to keep listening/watching this feed, you might notice this pokemon getting ready to bowl him over.]
JOHTO IS BREAKING APART BECAUSE OF MY SINS! IT CAN NO LONGER HANDLE THE EVIL WITH WHICH I CORRUPTED THIS SACRED WORLD! IT FEELS THE INFINITE NEED TO DRAW IN MORE GOOD INNOCENT PEOPLE JUST TO TRY AND BALANCE OUT THE ATROCITIES I HAVE COMMITTED! IS THERE NO END TO WHICH MY HORRIBLENESS WILL NOT BURDEN UPON OTHERS?!
I APOLOGIZE TO THE POKEMON, I APOLOGIZE TO THE PEOPLE, I APOLOGIZE TO THE WORRRRRRRLD!
[If you managed to keep listening/watching this feed, you might notice this pokemon getting ready to bowl him over.]
Ten - video
Nov. 12th, 2010 01:35 pm[After a talk - yes, talk - with Kisa, Ritsu has been doing some thinking. Sitting in the center, Jigglypuff in his lap, he turns on the Pokegear - filtered away from Kisa! - and begins to speak.]
I'm very sorry for bothering you... please feel free to turn this feed off if you don't want to be bothered further, for my talk shall be worthless.
... A... hypothetical. I have heard talk of this world doing amazing things... changing forms to human bodies... of magic stripped... that we are all the same here, ordinary human beings. Friendship is important here, no doubt. The past...
[A hesitant pause.]
I'm sorry for rambling, I'm aware that I'm not making any sense. What I'm trying to ask is...
... If we wish to continue building stronger friendships... should we feel free to divulge our pasts, no matter how deep and dark the secrets? ... Or are there things better left unsaid, to avoid all risks?
... A hypothetical, that's all.
I'm very sorry for bothering you... please feel free to turn this feed off if you don't want to be bothered further, for my talk shall be worthless.
... A... hypothetical. I have heard talk of this world doing amazing things... changing forms to human bodies... of magic stripped... that we are all the same here, ordinary human beings. Friendship is important here, no doubt. The past...
[A hesitant pause.]
I'm sorry for rambling, I'm aware that I'm not making any sense. What I'm trying to ask is...
... If we wish to continue building stronger friendships... should we feel free to divulge our pasts, no matter how deep and dark the secrets? ... Or are there things better left unsaid, to avoid all risks?
... A hypothetical, that's all.
Nine - Video
Oct. 26th, 2010 08:49 pm[fail!filter from his group. he meant to hide this from Kisa, but, well, he fails at everything. that is his life.]
I'm very sorry to bother you, but I think I finally found a way I could be of use!
It has come to my attention that many of you have caught Magikarp. Orange fish with yellow bits and mustaches that have no attacks. I implore you to treat these fish well, for they grow up to be very powerful! They're not useless, like me! I can show you, because I had one as well, and it evolved.
[So the dress-wearing pretty boy takes out his Pokeball, and after the traditional glow glow glow, out comes... GIANT WATER DRAGON.]
This is called a Gyarados! He is very powerful, and very scary looking. So if that is what you want in a Pokemon, please treat your Magikarp well. Sometimes things that appear to be worthless can actually be very helpful. Not like me.
[... He doesn't seem to be aware that the Gyarados is licking his lips and looking ready to eat him. Again.]
I'm very sorry to bother you, but I think I finally found a way I could be of use!
It has come to my attention that many of you have caught Magikarp. Orange fish with yellow bits and mustaches that have no attacks. I implore you to treat these fish well, for they grow up to be very powerful! They're not useless, like me! I can show you, because I had one as well, and it evolved.
[So the dress-wearing pretty boy takes out his Pokeball, and after the traditional glow glow glow, out comes... GIANT WATER DRAGON.]
This is called a Gyarados! He is very powerful, and very scary looking. So if that is what you want in a Pokemon, please treat your Magikarp well. Sometimes things that appear to be worthless can actually be very helpful. Not like me.
[... He doesn't seem to be aware that the Gyarados is licking his lips and looking ready to eat him. Again.]
