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[The Pokegear falls to the ground with a loud thud. It seems to have fallen from a tree. In the tree, from where the Pokegear fell, on a bench, is a small orange monkey. He seems to be trying to stay out of sight, but of course has already failed. Is it crying?

As the same with my other posts, if you want him glitched somewhere else, by all means say so! 4th Wall Weekend should be enjoyed down to the last second!]

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Date: 2011-12-13 04:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] princenopants.livejournal.com
[[As if drawn by plot device magic, whenever there is a small, defenseless creature in need, Mytho is there. If he realizes the significance of the gear being dropped from the monkey in the tree, it doesn't register. The crying does, however. Without a word, he starts climbing up the tree to reach the poor thing]]

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Date: 2011-12-13 02:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trouser-chimp.livejournal.com
[Oh, crap! He begins trying to leap to another branch...]

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Date: 2011-12-13 02:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] princenopants.livejournal.com
[[Pauses, before holding a hand out towards the monkey. There's something almost unearthly soothing about that offered hand, the feeling that it's an offer of safety.]]

It's all right... [[Though his voice is still as devoid of emotion as ever, there's a touch of compassion lingering just under the emptiness]]

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Date: 2011-12-13 02:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trouser-chimp.livejournal.com
[He fidgets, nervous. If he stays too long, his secret will definitely be exposed, but Mytho doesn't look like he's leaving too soon. He swallows, reluctantly and slowly heading back to Mytho.]

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Date: 2011-12-13 02:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] princenopants.livejournal.com
[[Waits patiently before attempting to pull the poor timid thing into a lose hug to try and sooth it. If that works, next step will be to head back to the ground to retrieve the gear (and lower his chances of falling.)]]

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Date: 2011-12-13 02:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trouser-chimp.livejournal.com
[He keeps silent, not even letting out any monkey noises. He clings tight to Mytho's arms, a little afraid of heights.

... Yes, the monkey is afraid of heights. He's a failure even as an animal.]

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Date: 2011-12-13 03:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] princenopants.livejournal.com
[[Mytho lands with a very graceful deep knee bend, pausing just to pick up the gear before standing tall once more and presenting the fallen gear to the monkey cradled it closely in his other arm.]]

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Date: 2011-12-13 03:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trouser-chimp.livejournal.com
[Oh, wow, how nice of you!]

Thank -

[SHIT SHIT SHIT he quickly covers his mouth with his paws.]

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Date: 2011-12-13 03:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] princenopants.livejournal.com
[[blinks once at that.]] You talk...?

[[Even if he had his heart he'd be just as nonchalant. Talking and dancing animals were utterly common place in GoldCrown.]]

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Date: 2011-12-13 03:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trouser-chimp.livejournal.com
[he shakes his head no rapidly. You can't prove he talked! YOU HEARD NOTHING.]

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Date: 2011-12-13 03:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] princenopants.livejournal.com
[[another blink. Sadly, he did hear it, and despite appearances (and most actions,) Mytho is surprisingly intelligent when it comes to things like this.]] You act like the animals from Fakir's town... the ones who walk and talk like people.... Are you enchanted...?

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Date: 2011-12-13 03:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trouser-chimp.livejournal.com
...

[Well, damn. He starts SOBBING.]

I've ruined it! I've exposed it! It's all my fault!

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Date: 2011-12-13 03:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] princenopants.livejournal.com
[[Well, if he had any doubts who he was holding, that erased him. He pocketed the gear before shifting to gently comfort the poor sobbing monkey, holding him much like one might hold a small child, one hand gently petting his back. Even without his Heart, there's the instinct of what to do. The fact that Ritsu's a monkey at the moment makes it easier.]]

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Date: 2011-12-13 03:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trouser-chimp.livejournal.com
[Well if it's easier, then we need to make it harder! In a POOF of orange smoke, Ritsu turns back into a completely naked human. A heavy, full grown adult. Have a nice fall!]

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Date: 2011-12-13 03:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] princenopants.livejournal.com
[[And fall he does at the sudden change in weight. He blinks a few times, still holding the naked man in his arms.]]

... it went away?

[[Quick enchantment, that.]]

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Date: 2011-12-13 03:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trouser-chimp.livejournal.com
[Ritsu scrambles, trying to get off of him-]

I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry!

[Action] I always laugh a that icon :D

Date: 2011-12-13 04:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] princenopants.livejournal.com
[[Blink blink. Blink.

He's not holding very tightly, so it's rather easy for Ritsu to escape. Especially with Mytho just sitting there, blinking.]]


You always apologize....

[Action] it is a personal favorite of mine

Date: 2011-12-13 04:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trouser-chimp.livejournal.com
[He runs and hides behind the tree, since he is naked and all.]

You're right, mere apologies won't make up for this! I need to do the only honorable thing and end my miserable existence!
From: [identity profile] princenopants.livejournal.com
You say that a lot too.... [[Just going to sit there a moment more before slowly standing, flexing his ankles to make sure they still moved right.]]

Why are you hiding...?

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Date: 2011-12-13 04:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trouser-chimp.livejournal.com
[He tries, and fails, to break a branch off the tree.]

Maybe of these would be sharp enough to slice my pathetic throat... or maybe the way of the noble samurai, through the gut!

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Date: 2011-12-13 04:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] princenopants.livejournal.com
[[He steps forward to gently try and take Ritsu's hand]] You shouldn't want to kill yourself... Those who die can never come back without a miracle...

[[There's an odd sort of clarity in his eyes as he speaks, giving the illusion that maybe, at some point before he became heartless, he knew of what he was speaking off]]

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Date: 2011-12-13 04:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trouser-chimp.livejournal.com
It's truly a miracle that someone so awful as myself can exist.

[he sighs, falling to his knees.]

I don't deserve your aid.

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Date: 2011-12-13 05:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] princenopants.livejournal.com
All deserve aid who need it...

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Date: 2011-12-13 05:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trouser-chimp.livejournal.com
[He folds his hands over his lap to hide his 'other monkey'.]

I will admit you are taking this very calmly. Or perhaps the shock of everything you have seen has reduced you to this!

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Date: 2011-12-13 05:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] princenopants.livejournal.com
Shock...?

[[What was so strange about a person becoming an animal that could talk, than transforming back? It was only a main gag of his entire canon]]

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Date: 2011-12-13 05:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trouser-chimp.livejournal.com
That must be it! You've been so disgusted and traumatized that you're building an immunity to it!

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Date: 2011-12-13 05:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] princenopants.livejournal.com
[[blink]]

Not really....

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Date: 2011-12-13 05:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trouser-chimp.livejournal.com
You poor soul! Yes, it's true, no one is strong enough to be immune to my disasters!

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Date: 2011-12-13 05:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] princenopants.livejournal.com
Disasters...?

Date: 2011-12-13 07:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dragon-doctor27.livejournal.com
[Oh sigh. Hatori will be leaving work to go to where Ritsu is, looking up into the tree.]

Come here, Ritsu.

Date: 2011-12-13 02:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trouser-chimp.livejournal.com
[;_; HATORI-NIIIIII. He sniffles, slowly climbing down the tree.]

Date: 2011-12-13 07:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dragon-doctor27.livejournal.com
[Hatori just holds out his hand in the meantime to offer a climbing space for Ritsu.]

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