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trouser_chimpI'M SORRY THAT I DIDN'T PICK UP! I'M SORRY THAT I WASTED YOUR TIME IN CALLING ME! I'M JUST A TERRIBLE FORGETFUL PERSON WHO NEVER PAYS ATTENTION TO WHAT IS IMPORTANT! I BEG YOUR FORGIVENESS FOR NOT PICKING UP! I WILL APOLOGIZE TO YOU, I WILL APOLOGIZE TO THE PHONE COMPANY, I WILL APOLOGIZE TO THE WORRRRRRRRRRRRLD!
*beep*
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Date: 2012-12-12 03:18 pm (UTC)Pick whichever you like, but I expect you to be on your best behavior for the blind date. No apologizing. Am I clear?
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Date: 2012-12-12 03:25 pm (UTC)...
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MISS SAMANTHA?! ARE YOU SERIOUS?! A B-B-B-BLIND..... A D-D-DATE.... I CAN'T! I COULDN'T! THAT POOR GIRL! WHY?! HOW?!
Video - 187 evening
Date: 2012-12-12 03:34 pm (UTC)Serious as a heart-attack.
Already warned her about a few things.
You are.
Don't make me chloroform you and hog-tie you to drag to this date. That would embarrass her and you don't want that.
She said yes.
I asked around.
[Going down the list, question after question.]
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Date: 2012-12-12 03:39 pm (UTC)[He's flailing around, unable to form a coherent sentence. He's THIS close to fainting. and crying. maybe both.]
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Date: 2012-12-12 04:33 pm (UTC)You're able to entertain people for a few hours like a host, aren't you? [God, she hoped the kimono was not just for show right now.]
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Date: 2012-12-12 10:53 pm (UTC)I... I guess so...
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Date: 2012-12-12 10:59 pm (UTC)[She's grinning now. Glad he's relenting.]
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Date: 2012-12-12 11:04 pm (UTC)[He's already trying to figure out what dress to wear, the one that will cause him to hyperventilate the least.]
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Date: 2012-12-12 11:08 pm (UTC)I want you to breathe calmly and try to have a simple, normal date. And if it doesn't work, that's ok.
Got it?