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Ritsu Sohma ([personal profile] trouser_chimp) wrote2031-01-24 05:12 pm
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I'M SORRY THAT I DIDN'T PICK UP! I'M SORRY THAT I WASTED YOUR TIME IN CALLING ME! I'M JUST A TERRIBLE FORGETFUL PERSON WHO NEVER PAYS ATTENTION TO WHAT IS IMPORTANT! I BEG YOUR FORGIVENESS FOR NOT PICKING UP! I WILL APOLOGIZE TO YOU, I WILL APOLOGIZE TO THE PHONE COMPANY, I WILL APOLOGIZE TO THE WORRRRRRRRRRRRLD!

*beep*
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samantha_grey: (Nonplussed)

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[personal profile] samantha_grey 2012-12-12 03:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Tomorrow or the next day. You're going to Folkvang to get pampered alongside a very pretty girl, or you're going to take her to the Draupnir theater. I think they're doing a small play in two days.

Pick whichever you like, but I expect you to be on your best behavior for the blind date. No apologizing. Am I clear?
trouser_chimp: (I APOLOGIZE TO THE WORRRRRRRRRLD!)

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[personal profile] trouser_chimp 2012-12-12 03:25 pm (UTC)(link)
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MISS SAMANTHA?! ARE YOU SERIOUS?! A B-B-B-BLIND..... A D-D-DATE.... I CAN'T! I COULDN'T! THAT POOR GIRL! WHY?! HOW?!
samantha_grey: (Annoyed)

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[personal profile] samantha_grey 2012-12-12 03:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Please stop shouting.
Serious as a heart-attack.
Already warned her about a few things.
You are.
Don't make me chloroform you and hog-tie you to drag to this date. That would embarrass her and you don't want that.
She said yes.
I asked around.

[Going down the list, question after question.]
trouser_chimp: (Eh...?)

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[personal profile] trouser_chimp 2012-12-12 03:39 pm (UTC)(link)
But... but... but...

[He's flailing around, unable to form a coherent sentence. He's THIS close to fainting. and crying. maybe both.]
samantha_grey: (Riiight)

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[personal profile] samantha_grey 2012-12-12 04:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Calm down. It's one date. If it doesn't work out, you two never have to get together like that again. She doesn't expect anything more than a pleasant evening that I'm paying for.

You're able to entertain people for a few hours like a host, aren't you? [God, she hoped the kimono was not just for show right now.]
trouser_chimp: (Yes... I'm Pathetic...)

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[personal profile] trouser_chimp 2012-12-12 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[He finally understands that there is no getting out of it, so he nervously tugs on his hair.]

I... I guess so...
samantha_grey: (Smile)

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[personal profile] samantha_grey 2012-12-12 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
So... tomorrow. I might be able to swing the play tomorrow too. Play or Hot Springs?

[She's grinning now. Glad he's relenting.]
trouser_chimp: (Yes... I'm Pathetic...)

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[personal profile] trouser_chimp 2012-12-12 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I suppose I can't cause too much trouble at a play... Oh, dear...

[He's already trying to figure out what dress to wear, the one that will cause him to hyperventilate the least.]
samantha_grey: (Determined)

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[personal profile] samantha_grey 2012-12-12 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Perfect. You can pick her up at the location I send you later today, say at five? Take her to dinner and the play. Try not to apologize, but if you do, keep it to one, short, room-level apology.

I want you to breathe calmly and try to have a simple, normal date. And if it doesn't work, that's ok.

Got it?
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