Oct. 26th, 2010

trouser_chimp: (Squee!)
[fail!filter from his group. he meant to hide this from Kisa, but, well, he fails at everything. that is his life.]

I'm very sorry to bother you, but I think I finally found a way I could be of use!

It has come to my attention that many of you have caught Magikarp. Orange fish with yellow bits and mustaches that have no attacks. I implore you to treat these fish well, for they grow up to be very powerful! They're not useless, like me! I can show you, because I had one as well, and it evolved.

[So the dress-wearing pretty boy takes out his Pokeball, and after the traditional glow glow glow, out comes... GIANT WATER DRAGON.]

This is called a Gyarados! He is very powerful, and very scary looking. So if that is what you want in a Pokemon, please treat your Magikarp well. Sometimes things that appear to be worthless can actually be very helpful. Not like me.

[... He doesn't seem to be aware that the Gyarados is licking his lips and looking ready to eat him. Again.]

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